Victory! U.S. defeats CHOP, ending 75-year losing streak

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CHOP Seattle Guard vs Protesters

WASHINGTON — The United States emerged victorious after a grueling three-week war with foreign superpower Capitol Hill Occupied Protest (CHOP). The victory is especially momentous as it came just weeks before the 75th anniversary of the defeat of Japan in 1945, the military’s most recent victory. The conflict started when a six-block radius of Seattle…

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