Crop-dusting ensign set for flight school

PENSACOLA, Fla. — After a gut-wrenching selection process, Ensign Pierce A. Stinkfeld was chosen as a student naval aviator, sources confirmed today. Stinkfeld, who graduated last year from the University of Missouri with a double major in flatology and ungulate digestion, was also enrolled in Naval ROTC where he received rank honors. “I’ve been preparing […]

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Female Marine discovers hidden camera in women’s bathroom aboard the USS Arlington

An investigation is underway following the revelation that some sort of hidden camera was discovered by a female Marine in the women’s bathroom (head) aboard the USS Arlington, a San Antonio-class amphibious transport dock ship, last month. The Naval Criminal Investigative Service (NCIS) has taken the lead on the investigation, which cites a “recording device […]

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